Musical Fantasies

A couple of days ago I was randomly watching videos on youtube and singing along to my favorite songs (like everybody does all the time even if they say they don't) and I started noticing that the songs I liked the most are the ones that have videos I can either relate to or contain some kind of fantasy of mine. Now, before you pervs out there start imagining some weird fetish, I must make clear that when I say fantasy I mean things that I wish I could do without getting in trouble or having to face any consequences like the people in those videos do. So I came up with a list of videos that I think represent some of my top fantasies.


#1. I've always wanted to thrash someone's house without getting in trouble for doing so. And Kelly I must say really knows how to get away with it!

#2. Another one I remember dearly from my adolescent years is Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" because what teenage kid wouldn't want to run around the mall doing all kinds of stupid things with a group of friends and never getting caught by the dumb security guy... So, to answer Avril's question:  I DO want to "crash the mall"

#3.Now here is one that made wish my boyfriend would cheat on me just so I could key his car, carve my name into his leather seats and pretty much just beat up his car and say "you deserve that for being an ass!" (of course I never want anyone to cheat on me and I would never damage private property, but it's fun to think about doing it)

Before you all start thinking I'm some kind of psycho wanting to thrash someone's house, car or even the mall I give you fantasy number 4: To stand up when someone calls for "the real slim shady" and tell everybody else that they are imitating and they're a bunch of posers... Hell yeah! ( I'm weird and have feelings for Eminem, don't judge)

#5. I've always wanted (much like Olive Penderghast) a really cool musical number for no apparent reason. And I think She and Him do a great job at doing random stuff on campus. So here it is fantasy number 5 "to put up a dance choreography in the school halls for no apparent reason".

And for those of you who thought I was going to say Britney Spears "Baby one more time", give me some credit won't you?!


And there you have it, there are more things in my list of weird fantasies from music videos but I'm not going to go through all of that here because I don't even think anyone made it this far reading and/or watching the videos so this is where I stop.

If you have weird music video fantasies please tell me in the comments and I'll for sure watch the videos!!

PS: I thought of another fantasy that is definitely #1 on my list forever and always but that I didn't think of until now and that is "being Justin Timberlake's video girl and make out with him for hours and hours". In the case I don't make it to Justin's video I'll also be very happy to make out with Adam Levine from Maroon 5!! (just in case anyone wants to grant me a wish)