Things I've always wanted to say to a man.

                                                             

If we have anything in common with each other, I'm guessing there are times in your lives when you simply want to say some very mean, nasty things to people around you. Whether it is a crush that won't make his/her move or a lover you're frustrated with or maybe a friend who took it a little too far while throwing a temper tantrum. Sometimes you just gotta get it out of your chest. Well, I have thrown together a few of my favorite phrases that I have sometimes thought of but never really had the guts/chance to say to other people while they are acting like complete idiots...


1. Hey, quick question, did your penis fall off? 'Cause you're kind of acting like a chick right now...

2. I'm sorry you seem to be mistaking me with someone who cares!

3. (I actually got very close to saying this to a girl I used to work with) What in the world ever possessed you to think that out of all haircuts THAT was the one that would look good on you?! (not that she can look good in any hair style)

4. You know, you got one of those faces that just makes me want to smack you, can I?

5. Sure you can stomp all over my heart, what else is it there for anyways? And while you're at it why don't you date my best friend too? Oh wait... (ouch!) (no harm intended to anyone reading this...)

6. I quit!... No, I like my job but you're an ass...

7. (To the really gross men in the street) They're called legs... haven't you ever seen a pair before?

8. I'm not your mother, stop asking me to fix your life...(another one I got incredibly close to blurt out once or twice)

9. I'm actually a really nice person, is just you that I hate...(instead I said "I was just kidding when I called you that")(I called her a whiny bitch)

10. (I decided to put this one on the list because I actually used it once) Well if I'm such a horrible friend, I know a way to fix it! (then, click...)

There you have it! Something random I like to waste my time with... Coming up with mean things to say when the time is right... I hope you liked my catchy phrases and if you ever feel you have the right moment to use them, please go ahead!

Feel free to add some you like in the comment area.

See you later...