Quick question

This morning I was listening to music while getting ready for work and this song "you'll think of me" by Keith Urban came out and if you've never heard this song before I'm guessing you can inferr what it is about from the title, its about being dumped by someone for absolutely no reason- no good reason that is- and then telling that person that they'll have the worst time ever and at that very moment when they're feeling like shit they'll think about how good they were doing with you and hope to be with you again.

Can I point out the obvious here? It is what everyone who's ever been dumped before wants: to run into an ex -that you're 100% sure you will never ever ever get back together with- and have them tell you they love you and can't get over you.

Of course that has never ever ever happened to me.Wouldn't dream of it being any other way.

Now my questions is:

why is it that people keep screwing up all around me and everything goes great for them while I'm here listening to this stupid song in the morning and can't even put on my eyeliner without smudgin it all over my eyelid?! 

I certainly do NOT feel like a cover girl... Anyways that's it. I was just thinking about that and decided it was worth sharing with the world. And yes, I realize that there are much worse things than tis... I'll shut up now...