Confianza nenas!

Asi que consideremos esto la parte II del manual de las mujeres celosas... 

Bueno vamos a comenzar por respirar profundo y acto seguido, busquemos a la perra maldita que se le anda metiendo a nuestros hombres!... NO! Concentremonos por favor señoritas. Son pensamientos de ese tipo los que nos tienen leyendo este manual para comenzar.

Ahora, pensemos las cosas con claridad. Para comenzar deben pensar en su situación actual y definir su perfil. Es importante que sean sinceras en este aspecto. Yo por ejemplo me considero del tipo normal de celosa, me sucede a veces y con un numero limitado de personas en ambos aspectos: los que provocan los celos y la persona a quien celo. Veamoslo asi: normal es que él salga con sus amigos/as un dia cualquiera y que yo no este ahi. Esto no me causa ningun tipo de celos. Si usted se enoja porque su novio sale con sus amigos/as y no la llevo, eso no es normal. Piensenlo un momento ¿acaso él y sus amigos van a tener algún tipo de pequeña orgía solo porque usted no esta presente? No. (si esto les ha ocurrido, por favor diganme que ya no estan con ese man!)

Una vez has pensado seriamente en esto, te das cuenta que hay momentos en los que exageras las cosas. Si en este momento por ejemplo ya te enojaste y estas diciendome todos los lugares a los que me puedo ir con mis consejos y teorías deberias de detenerte y reflexionar un poco en el hecho que ESTAS EXAGERANDO LAS COSAS. De nuevo. Como siempre. Bueno no, no siempre exageramos pero es necesario saber la diferencia entre "realmente tengo una razon valida para montarle el show" y "estoy aburrida montemos un show!"

Una vez hemos expuesto el problema, solución.

Solución: Untate esta crema magica todos los dias; dos veces al día * muestra crema mágica*. No, en serio algo que he aprendido despues de años de regarla a lo grande es que es mejor pensar con la cabeza fría. Cada vez que te enojes y sintas la necesidad de decirle que ya sabes que te engaña con la mejor amiga de la prima de su ex compañero de trabajo, detenete, reflexiona y preguntate: ¿en realidad tengo razón? ¿que haría yo si el me reprochara esto? y una cosa super importante de hacerte estas preguntas es contestarlas con sinceridad porque pretextos para armar un berrinche siempre sobran, razones reales son las que necesitamos.

Punto uno concluido, PARA. PIENSA y luego habla. Es muy importante antes de ir creando problemas que no están ahi que penses en las consecuencias de lo que decis, haces y sobre todo que te des un momento para estar segura de qué es lo que queres lograr o a donde vas a llegar. 

Si este punto no tiene relación con los problemas que se te presentan por tus celos, mantenete sintonizada para mas...

confianza nenas, confianza! Parte I

Entonces estaba hablando con una amiga y me di cuenta que las mujeres somos especiales! Mentira, eso ya lo sabía. Cuando digo especiales me refiero a que tenemos ciertas cosas que nos vuelven en un momento u otro algo insoportables (si, es necesario usar esa palabra) es decir, nos podemos volver en ocasiones controladoras, abusivas, demandantes, acusadoras y acosadoras. No es por decir que "pobrecitos los hombres la tienen tan difícil con nosotros" porque tambien los hombres son "especiales" a veces...

El punto es que en ocasiones los celos y reproches que hacemos pueden volverse contra nosotros y mordernos en las nalgas. Piensenlo, les gustaria que un dia mientras van de salida con las niñas a tomarse un cafe aparezca de la nada su novio y les diga que no van porque ya sabe que es mentira que a ver a las amigas, que el ya sabe que tienen otro y que de seguro es aquel con el que las vio hablando en la fiesta de la prima de la mejor amiga de su tia! QUE?!

De manera que es vital para nuestra salud mental (y la de todos los que nos vemos afectados por las indirectas en redes sociales, los dias de escuchar canciones corta venas una y otra vez, y los constantes cambios de estado de "soltero" a "en una relación" a "comprometidos" y de regreso a "me vale madre lo que hagas de tu vida" publicado en Facebook! Digo, las salidas de chicas para hablar mal de los exs y de los hombres y su influencia malevola en nuestras vidas son divertidas pero solo cuando ocurren una vez al año... sino, solo se convierten en la rutina del viernes por la noche. Asi que en el afan de influenciar positivamente su relación (si es que a alguien le interesa lo que estoy escribiendo) he decidido crear un manual para dejar los celos y las peleas sin sentido. Por un mundo mas maduro, voten por Patricia para presidente... OKNO!

Muy parecido a mi manual del chico se queda con la chica, este esta dirigido a las cheras que necesitan algo de ayuda en aquello de no tener tan del buche al "pobre e inocente novio". Por el momento vamos a darle el beneficio de la duda al novio... Pero sépanlo hombres, los estoy observando!

Quick question

This morning I was listening to music while getting ready for work and this song "you'll think of me" by Keith Urban came out and if you've never heard this song before I'm guessing you can inferr what it is about from the title, its about being dumped by someone for absolutely no reason- no good reason that is- and then telling that person that they'll have the worst time ever and at that very moment when they're feeling like shit they'll think about how good they were doing with you and hope to be with you again.

Can I point out the obvious here? It is what everyone who's ever been dumped before wants: to run into an ex -that you're 100% sure you will never ever ever get back together with- and have them tell you they love you and can't get over you.

Of course that has never ever ever happened to me.Wouldn't dream of it being any other way.

Now my questions is:

why is it that people keep screwing up all around me and everything goes great for them while I'm here listening to this stupid song in the morning and can't even put on my eyeliner without smudgin it all over my eyelid?! 

I certainly do NOT feel like a cover girl... Anyways that's it. I was just thinking about that and decided it was worth sharing with the world. And yes, I realize that there are much worse things than tis... I'll shut up now...

I hate you world

Ok so, PMS is a bitch. I've come to the conclusion that PMS is definitely a man, it's annoying, has the habit of showing up when you least need it and well I hate it.

I have been going through a rough couple of days and it seems to me as though precisely these couple of days things have gotten more complicated and it has everything to do with stupid PMS. "what can be so terrible about PMS that girls have to get so annoying about it every single month?" that's the question on every single man's mind.  Well why don't you let me paint you a picture. A bloody, painful and scary picture.

Imagine this: you wake up in the morning completely drained of all energy, three cups of coffee are unable to wake you up, costumers and your boss are more annoying than usual, your clothes that seemed fine a couple days ago don't seem to fit anymore and you just took half an hour to type this stupid paragraph because you kept typing in the wrong letters... I hate you, keyboard.

In all seriousness, PMS truly IS a horrible thing to go through every month especially when it happens to coincide with that one time of year that you realize you're not doing anything that seems useful with your life, you're lonely and you're out of chips... I have a tendency to be very, very dramatic and I don't know if that has anything to do with PMS being particularly harder on me or if it's just other people that don't let it show so much. I get all kinds of things happen to me in the days prior to my period paying its monthly (not so right on time) visit. I get cramps, I break out, I bloat, my gums swell, I get too sensitive and a series of other things that I'm unable to think of for now (for instance loss of memory).

Is there a point to this post? Yes, my point is leave me the heck alone when I'm pissed because I'm probably PMSing, be kind to me if I'm down because I'm probably PMSing, above all things don't be an asshole and please oh please get me some chocolate!!!

Respect your woman, mother, girlfriend, sister, friend or roommate's PMS and stay away for as long as possible. If you're a woman you know what I'm talking about so please, be kind and understanding. Us girls have to stand up for each other and understand each other in our time of need.

That's all for today,
Thanks.

RANDOM!

Funny enough I ran into this tweet this afternoon after posting my wrant about being alone:

From the google facts- The longer an individual is single, the more they begin to think that something is wrong with them.

Any thoughts?

LOL

What to do?

Have you guys ever felt like you're stuck in a clusterfuck?

Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is deliberately trying to hurt me or do things that will somehow affect me.

Lately I've been feeling lost. I used to think I had it all figured out and that I was on a fast track to succes in all aspects of my life. There was a time when I thought I was living the life I was meant to and that everything was falling into place. Now I can't help but to feel as though things are just falling appart.

Maybe I've been having a crappy day or maybe I need to adjust my mind and life. It seems to me as if I'm trying to fit squares into circles. What should I do?

Am I right to think this all is not fair or should I stop complaining about stupid pointless shit?
I read a post from another blog today from a girl I know and she was telling a story about Spanish missionaries in my country, how difficult it has been for them not only to adjust to this life but to work and make do with what they have. They don't complain about how sad their lives are, they just want to help others and try to see the positive side of things. It really made me wonder whether I'm just an ungrateful spoiled kid.

I don't know what to think of myself anymore because I can't seem to find that sense of gratitude and appreciation that they have. Is that spiritual, cultural or am I just plain bad??

Don't be shy and leave your comments. Thanks

So awkward...

Alright so the other day I was tweeting about something weird that had just happened to me (don't remember what it is) and I used the hashtag #thatawkwardmoment and I had the very clever and new idea (sarcasm!) to write a post about awkward or embarrasing moments that happen to me whether I brought it up on myself or it was just a weird coincidence. But since I didn't have a list of awkaward moments that I could write off the top of my head I decided to write them down until I had 10 of them to write this post.

I did just fine for a couple of days until I slowly started to forget to write them down and then I realized it wasn't always easy to write them down right when they happened so I would end up forgetting to do so and ended up taking months to come up with the list. Finally I only got 9 awkward moments to share and I'm kinda sick of waiting (or forgetting them) and so I'm ready to post only nine of them lol.

Let's call it the list of nine very awkward moments and That Awkward moment when you only got nine items for your list of ten! (LOL)

So, without further delay, here they are:

1. When your friend's mom gives you a nasty look as to say that YOU are personally responsible for their partying and drinking

2. When you got o the vet and he tells you your dog has ticks and all the other dog owners pull their pets away from yours (I guess that's how moms feel when they find out their kids have lice)

3. When you're IM-ing with someone and you see they're writing so you stop to let them go first but then they stop and no one says anything

4. When someone tells you not to move at all and you feel every muscle in your body is about to spasm

5. When you're left alone at work and with the one guy that is so annoying you feel like you should be getting paid double for working with him

6. When you have to walk to work, and you get there soaked in sweat; but when you walk back home, you don't sweat at all. Fuck.




7. When you're standing in line at the bank and the person in front of you smells like armpit and the one behind you will not shut the fuck up... AND has bad breath.

8. When two people at your workplace are having a very public fight and you're stuck in the middle

9. When you are in a social gathering with new people and you find out "the hard way" that two of them dated for a LONG time and they're still not over it! (plus you had been kind of flirting whit the guy all night)